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Your Hated Football Words 14:18 - Dec 18 with 6925 viewsChris_ITFC

“Player trading”

Poll: Who is England’s best left-back?

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Your Hated Football Words on 20:52 - Dec 18 with 1097 viewsParky

Your Hated Football Words on 15:12 - Dec 18 by Illinoisblue

“No one should go to a football game and not come home”. As if going to football should grant you immortality.

“Stadium bowl” where there’s no bowl and there’s just four unconnected stands.


“RIP, from an xyz fan”.
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Your Hated Football Words on 20:53 - Dec 18 with 1088 viewsBigalhunter

Your Hated Football Words on 14:51 - Dec 18 by Stadiumofdark

Back on the grass

"Look, let me be very clear"


Spot on with this ‘back on the grass’ nonsense.

KM loves that one. It just makes me think of racehorse trainers.

The ‘look, let me be clear’ thing has come from politicians, usually when they want to be anything but.

Sometimes I giggle about the frothing lunatic who’s put me on ignore and now has to constantly log out to see what I’ve said. Beneath that counterfeit persona lurks the same pitifully desperate egomaniac.
Poll: September 2025. Which one?

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Your Hated Football Words on 21:00 - Dec 18 with 1068 viewsPlums

Your Hated Football Words on 20:50 - Dec 18 by iamatractorboy

'In and around'.
'Stonewall' (the expression is 'cast iron').


Have an uppie for 'in and around'. When used to describe activity involving an opposition player it sounds like a rather unsavoury assault.
[Post edited 18 Dec 2025 21:01]

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
Poll: Which recent triallist should we have signed?

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Your Hated Football Words on 21:02 - Dec 18 with 1064 viewsiamatractorboy

Your Hated Football Words on 21:00 - Dec 18 by Plums

Have an uppie for 'in and around'. When used to describe activity involving an opposition player it sounds like a rather unsavoury assault.
[Post edited 18 Dec 2025 21:01]


Ha yeh that is the worst offender, followed by 'in and around the penalty spot'.
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Yep, he's largely doing a decent job.... on 21:53 - Dec 18 with 1025 viewsChris_ITFC

Yep, he's largely doing a decent job.... on 14:33 - Dec 18 by homer_123

It is all a bit 'corporate' in terms of language, no question.

Hard to argue he (and the wider owners) aren't doing their part.


I often uppy you, but you’ve taken this thread way too seriously with all the page 1 protests.

Admittedly, it may feel like every thread is a polarising, deep dive analysis of ITFC right now - but this really ain’t one of them.

Poll: Who is England’s best left-back?

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Your Hated Football Words on 21:56 - Dec 18 with 1019 viewsMK1

"cleared off the line" when the ball is 4 yards from the line.

Poll: New hobby suggestions for NeedhamChris.

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Your Hated Football Words on 21:59 - Dec 18 with 1015 viewsSE1blue

‘Early doors’

‘Netminder’

‘FIFA’

Poll: Should VAR be scrapped?
Blog: D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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Your Hated Football Words on 22:02 - Dec 18 with 1011 viewstractorshark

Transition…

You’ve just won the ball back, that’s all
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Your Hated Football Words on 22:31 - Dec 18 with 999 viewsPhilTWTD

Your Hated Football Words on 17:53 - Dec 18 by USA

Schemer…..


Sorry!
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Your Hated Football Words on 22:33 - Dec 18 with 990 viewsVaughan8

110%
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Your Hated Football Words on 23:33 - Dec 18 with 963 viewsExiled2Surrey

Poor



(In tribute to SB)
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Your Hated Football Words on 23:36 - Dec 18 with 962 viewsreusersfreekicks

Your Hated Football Words on 18:15 - Dec 18 by MK1

"Putting their bodies on the line".


Was going to say this.
Is utter horse sh1t
It's a football ffs
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Your Hated Football Words on 23:39 - Dec 18 with 955 viewsreusersfreekicks

I've seen them given
That's not an opinion!!!
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Your Hated Football Words on 23:49 - Dec 18 with 949 viewsRyorry

'9's
'10's

What was wrong with "centre-forward" or "striker"?

Poll: Do you find minor cuts & grazes heal better

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Your Hated Football Words on 07:12 - Dec 19 with 900 viewsUSA

Your Hated Football Words on 23:39 - Dec 18 by reusersfreekicks

I've seen them given
That's not an opinion!!!


Haha no need to be, just pulling your leg!

Poll: Does Ipswich need a Northern by-pass ?

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Your Hated Football Words on 08:18 - Dec 19 with 884 viewsmellowblue

Your Hated Football Words on 20:46 - Dec 18 by Marshalls_Mullet

"Group" instead of squad.


to be fair, squad used to relate to the whole bunch of players, but since multiple subs squad relates to the amount of players picked for matchday. Group is used now to include the whole wider body including the fringe players. I don't have a problem with this one.
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Your Hated Football Words on 08:39 - Dec 19 with 872 viewsoldbeardy

"the opponent"
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Your Hated Football Words on 12:27 - Dec 19 with 826 viewsellaandred

Dialling in
Dialling out
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Your Hated Football Words on 12:33 - Dec 19 with 820 viewsMattinLondon

Your Hated Football Words on 23:49 - Dec 18 by Ryorry

'9's
'10's

What was wrong with "centre-forward" or "striker"?


If I could uppie this more than once, I would.
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Your Hated Football Words on 12:38 - Dec 19 with 818 viewsDubtractor

"That's clever play" when used to describe cheating/diving.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
Poll: Are we gonna win tomorrow then?

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Your Hated Football Words on 12:41 - Dec 19 with 817 viewsRoburmsyenna

trust the process

**** are back in it, after equalising, so only being 1 down they weren't in it???

Poll: Would you re-sign Sam Morsy in the January window??

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Your Hated Football Words on 12:59 - Dec 19 with 804 viewsbrazil1982

"Project"
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Your Hated Football Words on 18:27 - Dec 19 with 747 viewsblueoutlook

“ marquee signing “ where did that stupid term arise from ? Never heard it until a few years ago.
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Your Hated Football Words on 20:22 - Dec 19 with 722 viewsstrikalite

Squad player.. .

Meaning not quite good enough
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Your Hated Football Words on 20:29 - Dec 19 with 718 viewsBluespeed225

Your Hated Football Words on 20:53 - Dec 18 by Bigalhunter

Spot on with this ‘back on the grass’ nonsense.

KM loves that one. It just makes me think of racehorse trainers.

The ‘look, let me be clear’ thing has come from politicians, usually when they want to be anything but.


Though Sir Bobby did have a book titled ‘Time on the grass’ in 82.
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