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Breakfast 10:25 - Apr 7 with 769 viewsChurchman

This morning it was well toasted Warburtons crumpets, lashings if proper butter and a thin skim of decent quality sardine pate.

What could be nicer? Certainly better than the budgie cage scrapings and bran Mrs C had.
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Breakfast on 12:16 - Apr 7 with 593 viewsfarkenhell

Get ready for an even heartier breakfast at theweekend. Well toasted budgie.

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Breakfast on 12:23 - Apr 7 with 584 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Sardines pate is a step too far for breakfast, for me.

My go to is a nice creamy Greek yoghurt, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, pistachios, cashews and walnuts, with a drizzle with of maple syrup over it.

My birthday breakfast is eggy bread and bacon, with a drizzle of maple syrup over it, a sprinkling of Maldon smoked salt and ketchup on the side.

Smoked salt and maple syrup is even better than salted caramel, and particularly so with savoury dishes, as the earthiness of the maple syrup and smokiness of the salt off-set and compliment the sweetness.
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Breakfast on 14:12 - Apr 7 with 546 viewsChurchman

Breakfast on 12:23 - Apr 7 by ArnoldMoorhen

Sardines pate is a step too far for breakfast, for me.

My go to is a nice creamy Greek yoghurt, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, pistachios, cashews and walnuts, with a drizzle with of maple syrup over it.

My birthday breakfast is eggy bread and bacon, with a drizzle of maple syrup over it, a sprinkling of Maldon smoked salt and ketchup on the side.

Smoked salt and maple syrup is even better than salted caramel, and particularly so with savoury dishes, as the earthiness of the maple syrup and smokiness of the salt off-set and compliment the sweetness.


Greek yoghurt (had that on fresh strawberries last night as an alternative to cream), s’berries, raspberries, bacon sarnies (fat removed) or rolls - good. Syrup, nuts and the eggy bit on bread - not for me.

Hot smoked mackerel on crumpets is something I’ll try tomorrow or more probably Thursday - Mrs C is doing a salmon based dish tonight and there’s only so much fish one can take!
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Breakfast on 14:24 - Apr 7 with 530 viewsPinewoodblue

Butter, salted or unsalted?

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Breakfast on 14:28 - Apr 7 with 526 views_CliveBaker_

Bran flakes with milk and a chopped banana. Had it at 6am to fuel an 8 mile run this morning, absolutely glorious in the Suffolk countryside today especially running towards the sun rising. Soaked that up as I hopped on the verge at one point to let a tractor go by.

Problem is I'm then hungry again by 10 and had a slice of toast with butter and an apple for breakfast 2.
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Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 with 525 viewsMeadowlark

Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products.
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Breakfast on 14:34 - Apr 7 with 507 viewsBenters

Sounds nice I to went for the crumpets,but I had mine with scrambled egg with extra cheese and milk with thinly sliced salmon 🍣 it was beautiful.

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Breakfast on 14:35 - Apr 7 with 509 viewsChurchman

Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark

Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products.


Didn’t know that. Anyhow, the tories are finished. Forever. So you can now go and indulge yourself with their fine crumpets, which are the best.
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Breakfast on 14:37 - Apr 7 with 501 viewsBenters

Breakfast on 14:35 - Apr 7 by Churchman

Didn’t know that. Anyhow, the tories are finished. Forever. So you can now go and indulge yourself with their fine crumpets, which are the best.


All you need now is for someone to pipe up Ashton eats crumpets with added Nigel farage and you are on to a winner!

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Loltastic. (n/t) on 14:37 - Apr 7 with 502 viewsBloots

Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark

Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products.



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Breakfast on 14:39 - Apr 7 with 480 viewsChurchman

Breakfast on 14:24 - Apr 7 by Pinewoodblue

Butter, salted or unsalted?


Salted!!!
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Breakfast on 14:41 - Apr 7 with 476 viewsChurchman

Breakfast on 14:37 - Apr 7 by Benters

All you need now is for someone to pipe up Ashton eats crumpets with added Nigel farage and you are on to a winner!


Now there’s a thought to ruin a good nights sleep
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Breakfast on 14:47 - Apr 7 with 465 viewsBenters

Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark

Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products.


Balls

Gentlybentley
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Breakfast on 14:53 - Apr 7 with 453 viewsJ2BLUE

Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark

Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products.



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Breakfast on 14:59 - Apr 7 with 440 views_CliveBaker_

Breakfast on 14:35 - Apr 7 by Churchman

Didn’t know that. Anyhow, the tories are finished. Forever. So you can now go and indulge yourself with their fine crumpets, which are the best.


Are they toast?
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Breakfast on 15:08 - Apr 7 with 417 viewsChurchman

Breakfast on 14:59 - Apr 7 by _CliveBaker_

Are they toast?


Burnt toast.
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Breakfast on 15:11 - Apr 7 with 410 viewsDJR

Breakfast on 14:39 - Apr 7 by Churchman

Salted!!!


The correct answer.
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Breakfast on 15:50 - Apr 7 with 371 viewsSouthBucksBlue

Is it just me that thinks that for some reason crumpets just don’t toast like they used to i.e. well done/crusty on the outside but soft centres? Seems that now getting the outside well done dries the insides out too. 1st world problems I know…
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Breakfast on 15:55 - Apr 7 with 363 viewsChurchman

Breakfast on 15:50 - Apr 7 by SouthBucksBlue

Is it just me that thinks that for some reason crumpets just don’t toast like they used to i.e. well done/crusty on the outside but soft centres? Seems that now getting the outside well done dries the insides out too. 1st world problems I know…


Ahh, but this is why Warburtons is the crumpet to go for. It’ll fit in the toaster and come out as you describe. Crusty and well done on the outside, fluffy in the middle. Just ready for the topping of choice.

The rest - too doughy, too large, often quite unpleasant.

In the land of the free it’s Warbys for me!!
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Breakfast on 16:12 - Apr 7 with 347 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Breakfast on 14:31 - Apr 7 by Meadowlark

Warburton's are big Tory donors. We don't touch their products.


Snot Rub Raw backwards as it happens (thanks and acnowledgement ro ISIHAC)

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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Breakfast on 16:12 - Apr 7 with 344 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Porridge and honey, mmm

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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Breakfast on 16:44 - Apr 7 with 294 viewsBenters

Breakfast on 15:55 - Apr 7 by Churchman

Ahh, but this is why Warburtons is the crumpet to go for. It’ll fit in the toaster and come out as you describe. Crusty and well done on the outside, fluffy in the middle. Just ready for the topping of choice.

The rest - too doughy, too large, often quite unpleasant.

In the land of the free it’s Warbys for me!!


Definitely 100%.

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Breakfast on 17:51 - Apr 7 with 238 viewsazuremerlangus

M & S cheesy hot-cross buns filled with Wiltshire cured unsmoked bacon + red and brown sauce.

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Breakfast on 07:30 - Apr 8 with 133 viewsmonkeymagic

Breakfast on 14:37 - Apr 7 by Benters

All you need now is for someone to pipe up Ashton eats crumpets with added Nigel farage and you are on to a winner!


Cockney rhyming slang, Nigel Farage / Marge
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Breakfast on 07:34 - Apr 8 with 127 viewsBenters

I went for the same this Morning crumpets scrambled egg and salmon it was lush mon.

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