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Oh please let him win! 21:24 - Jul 8 with 1678 viewstonybied

If people truly want to stick it to the establishment, then surely there's only one way to vote, rather than for one of the establishment "dressed up" as one of the lads!


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Oh please let him win! on 21:37 - Jul 8 with 1551 viewsGlasgowBlue

Would be funny if every Tory, Lib Dem, Labour and Green voter went to the polls and voted for him.

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Oh please let him win! on 22:34 - Jul 8 with 1332 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Oh please let him win! on 21:37 - Jul 8 by GlasgowBlue

Would be funny if every Tory, Lib Dem, Labour and Green voter went to the polls and voted for him.


Add in all those who had previously not bothered to vote and we're talking landslide.

Fantasy of course.

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Oh please let him win! on 22:35 - Jul 8 with 1313 viewsredrickstuhaart

Get enough media and social media behind it.... Its not impossible.

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Oh please let him win! on 22:48 - Jul 8 with 1258 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Apparently he is actually politically astute writing comedy sketches for the likes of The Thick of It and Have I Got News For You.

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Oh please let him win! on 22:48 - Jul 8 with 1245 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Oh please let him win! on 22:35 - Jul 8 by redrickstuhaart

Get enough media and social media behind it.... Its not impossible.


Binny McBinface.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Oh please let him win! on 22:53 - Jul 8 with 1219 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Oh please let him win! on 22:48 - Jul 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Binny McBinface.


It would really confound Farage.

"You have voted for the establishment over me, a man of the people!" Hmm.

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Oh please let him win! on 07:45 - Jul 9 with 854 viewsEJP

There is a precedent ....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/wor
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Oh please let him win! on 07:58 - Jul 9 with 811 viewsurbanpenguin

Oh please let him win! on 07:45 - Jul 9 by EJP

There is a precedent ....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/wor


There is indeed precedent ....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-

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Oh please let him win! on 08:12 - Jul 9 with 750 viewsBlueBoots

Oh please let him win! on 22:34 - Jul 8 by You_Bloo_Right

Add in all those who had previously not bothered to vote and we're talking landslide.

Fantasy of course.


Posted elsewhere...I wouldn't be so sure that many who voted Reform last time will continue to do so too. Party has dropped 6% in the polls since last October (26.6% from 32.6%) I also think the Great British public have a greater love of taking the piss than politics, and quite a few will exercise their right to do so.

Looking forward to reading Count Binface's manifesto; I'm calling now that reopening the Jaywick miniature railway will be on the list

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Oh please let him win! on 08:14 - Jul 9 with 739 viewsDJR

A social media campaign for Binface might even tempt regular non-voters to vote for him.

This is a savage article by Dan Hodges in the Mail.

https://www.dailymail.com/deba

"Farage is learning that when voters are shouting at you, it's bad. When they're laughing at you, it's over..."

And these are some of the best-rated comments on this attempt by the Mail to shore up Farage.

https://www.dailymail.com/news

"Unlike Fartrage at least Count Binface knows he is a joke"

"Rachel Reeves may be a moron, but that quote is brilliant - 'If he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.' This has all backfired on Farage."
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So that's why Farage is doing it on 10:35 - Jul 9 with 573 viewsGuthrum

This Clacton circus is designed to distract from Reform not being in a position to win the Greater Manchester mayoral election.

https://www.theguardian.com/po

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So that's why Farage is doing it on 10:47 - Jul 9 with 525 viewsredrickstuhaart

So that's why Farage is doing it on 10:35 - Jul 9 by Guthrum

This Clacton circus is designed to distract from Reform not being in a position to win the Greater Manchester mayoral election.

https://www.theguardian.com/po


I don't think it was planned that way. Nige threw a tantrum at being asked questions he didn't want to answer and now demands his people back him. Ego stroking.

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Oh please let him win! on 10:57 - Jul 9 with 499 viewsSouthBucksBlue

Q: “Have you ever been there” (Clacton)?
A: “No because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job”
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Oh please let him win! on 11:01 - Jul 9 with 463 viewsITFC_Essex

I think Trump will have a stroke trying to comprehend who replaced his mate if that happened.

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Oh please let him win! on 11:08 - Jul 9 with 434 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Oh please let him win! on 11:01 - Jul 9 by ITFC_Essex

I think Trump will have a stroke trying to comprehend who replaced his mate if that happened.


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Oh please let him win! on 11:12 - Jul 9 with 417 viewsCheltenham_Blue

From Mock the Week.

"He's got some very good policies.....he says that all people who use speakerphones on public transport should be conscripted"

Finally! A policy that I can really get behind.
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Oh please let him win! on 11:48 - Jul 9 with 290 viewsleitrimblue

Oh please let him win! on 22:48 - Jul 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Binny McBinface.


Clacton deserves better, time for Bin Lad in.
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Oh please let him win! on 11:48 - Jul 9 with 289 viewsITFC_Essex

Oh please let him win! on 11:08 - Jul 9 by BasingstokeBlue

Bonus!


Americans in general just don't get this type of stuff, let alone senile egomaniacs with no sense of humour.

I imagine when asked, Trump will say something along the lines of: "Did you see Britain, they are finished, we won't do business there anymore, they just elected a toaster. An actual toaster. Would you believe that?"

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Oh please let him win! on 11:49 - Jul 9 with 283 viewsgiant_stow

Oh please let him win! on 11:48 - Jul 9 by leitrimblue

Clacton deserves better, time for Bin Lad in.



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Oh please let him win! on 11:50 - Jul 9 with 273 viewsITFC_Essex

Oh please let him win! on 11:12 - Jul 9 by Cheltenham_Blue

From Mock the Week.

"He's got some very good policies.....he says that all people who use speakerphones on public transport should be conscripted"

Finally! A policy that I can really get behind.
[Post edited 9 Jul 11:54]


What's the deal with people playing their loud music to themselves on trains and busses through the speaker. Do they lack awareness or are they just trying to be cnts?

Ban it I say.

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Oh please let him win! on 11:52 - Jul 9 with 264 viewsgiant_stow

Oh please let him win! on 11:50 - Jul 9 by ITFC_Essex

What's the deal with people playing their loud music to themselves on trains and busses through the speaker. Do they lack awareness or are they just trying to be cnts?

Ban it I say.


I can't really think of any excuse other than it being a huge middle finger at everyone else sat there - basically its a 'fck you' innit.

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