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How long does a medical take? 15:08 - Aug 27 with 2387 viewsGeoffSentence

It's been 6 minutes now and still nothing.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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How long does a medical take? on 15:18 - Aug 27 with 2300 viewsbilllm

Ten minutes cup of coffee and a fag,
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How long does a medical take? on 15:19 - Aug 27 with 2301 viewsbelgablue

Let's keep this one nice and short, we've all invested so much in this transfer for any niggles to crop up now.

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How long does a medical take? on 15:23 - Aug 27 with 2267 viewsSWGF

Completed it 40mins ago, apparently

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How long does a medical take? on 15:35 - Aug 27 with 2162 viewsJ2BLUE

How long does a medical take? on 15:18 - Aug 27 by billlm

Ten minutes cup of coffee and a fag,


That was the Evans era medical.

Instant coffee and thin hand rolled fags mixed with sawdust.
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How long does a medical take? on 15:40 - Aug 27 with 2101 viewscatch74

How long does a medical take? on 15:35 - Aug 27 by J2BLUE

That was the Evans era medical.

Instant coffee and thin hand rolled fags mixed with sawdust.
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Cup the balls and a cough.

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How long does a medical take? on 15:41 - Aug 27 with 2077 viewsCheltenham_Blue

As long as it takes to say "Cough"?

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How long does a medical take? on 15:42 - Aug 27 with 2058 viewsTrequartista

How long does a medical take? on 15:41 - Aug 27 by Cheltenham_Blue

As long as it takes to say "Cough"?


He's got a pain in the malvinas

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How long does a medical take? on 15:46 - Aug 27 with 1989 viewsCheltenham_Blue

How long does a medical take? on 15:42 - Aug 27 by Trequartista

He's got a pain in the malvinas


Ooof. Possibly something to do with his exclusion zone?

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How long does a medical take? on 15:46 - Aug 27 with 1992 viewsTIB

Rumours the private jet wasn’t big enough and he developed DVT on the flight over.

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How long does a medical take? on 15:59 - Aug 27 with 1871 viewsbluejacko

How long does a medical take? on 15:42 - Aug 27 by Trequartista

He's got a pain in the malvinas


Touchy I know but they are the Falklands please! Having had mates who went down there the whole WC thing left a VERY bad taste in the mouth!
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How long does a medical take? on 16:09 - Aug 27 with 1777 viewsTrequartista

How long does a medical take? on 15:59 - Aug 27 by bluejacko

Touchy I know but they are the Falklands please! Having had mates who went down there the whole WC thing left a VERY bad taste in the mouth!


a pain in the falklands doesn't really work though as the falklands doesn't sound like a body part, moreover it's only referencing what someone from Argentina would call them, rather than disputing ownership.
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How long does a medical take? on 16:16 - Aug 27 with 1715 viewsJ2BLUE

How long does a medical take? on 15:40 - Aug 27 by catch74

Cup the balls and a cough.


I thought you'd never ask.
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How long does a medical take? on 16:18 - Aug 27 with 1694 viewsBlueBoots

How long does a medical take? on 15:40 - Aug 27 by catch74

Cup the balls and a cough.


Any longer than 6 minutes for that, and it changes from a medical into a date

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Got kicked in the belgranos? (n/t) on 16:20 - Aug 27 with 1647 viewsBloots

How long does a medical take? on 15:42 - Aug 27 by Trequartista

He's got a pain in the malvinas



Keaton, Kint, McManus, Fenster and Hockney.

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Got kicked in the belgranos? (n/t) on 16:28 - Aug 27 with 1522 viewsJ2BLUE

Got kicked in the belgranos? (n/t) on 16:20 - Aug 27 by Bloots



A swift uplift of the boot into the Barracas Central.
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How long does a medical take? on 16:34 - Aug 27 with 1463 viewsbluejacko

How long does a medical take? on 16:09 - Aug 27 by Trequartista

a pain in the falklands doesn't really work though as the falklands doesn't sound like a body part, moreover it's only referencing what someone from Argentina would call them, rather than disputing ownership.
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Well you really didn’t have to make the reference then did you? But hay ho if you think your clever you really aren’t!
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How long does a medical take? on 16:40 - Aug 27 with 1406 viewsPhilTWTD

I think Warky said his medical at Liverpool was about 10 minutes, so another four.
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How long does a medical take? on 17:05 - Aug 27 with 1177 viewsSomersetractor

How long does a medical take? on 16:40 - Aug 27 by PhilTWTD

I think Warky said his medical at Liverpool was about 10 minutes, so another four.


Ha ha, had to touch his toes in the boot cupboard I think ! Oooer !
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How long does a medical take? on 17:06 - Aug 27 with 1171 viewsIndependentlyBlue

How long does a medical take? on 16:34 - Aug 27 by bluejacko

Well you really didn’t have to make the reference then did you? But hay ho if you think your clever you really aren’t!


Neither are you. Should be ‘you’re’ not ‘your’.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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How long does a medical take? on 17:09 - Aug 27 with 1134 viewsPhilTWTD

How long does a medical take? on 17:05 - Aug 27 by Somersetractor

Ha ha, had to touch his toes in the boot cupboard I think ! Oooer !


Indeed!
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How long does a medical take? on 17:12 - Aug 27 with 1076 viewsRyorry

This isn't the Friday Poo thread y'know!
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