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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. 19:17 - Sep 24 with 992 viewsNthQldITFC


Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:32 - Sep 24 with 928 viewslowhouseblue

evidence of subsidence problems at the white house.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:35 - Sep 24 with 919 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Once again, Americans are fücked by Trump and China just simply looks on.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:35 - Sep 24 with 921 viewsVanSaParody

...oh cr@p, they're behind me, aren't they?

Says military officer after foul mouthed tirade to his colleagues about world leaders
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:38 - Sep 24 with 882 viewsWhos_blue

Aled Jones kicks off his world tour with coveted White House gig.

"Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:46 - Sep 24 with 862 viewsPerublue

He’s got a pineapple on his head 🎶

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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:47 - Sep 24 with 859 viewsGuthrum

Xi Jinping uses his sonic mind control to get the band to hurry up.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:50 - Sep 24 with 846 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Is the bloke in the white hat singing:

"There Xi goes
There Xi goes again..."
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 20:04 - Sep 24 with 820 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Last known photo of tragic serviceman who fell from 7th floor window.
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 20:19 - Sep 24 with 785 viewsNthQldITFC

If I get ordered to pipe off this little orange tool standing to attention behind me again, I'm gonna jam this knitting needle in my ear and end it all.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
Poll: How would you feel about a UK Identity Card?

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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 20:21 - Sep 24 with 772 viewsBigalhunter

Is the evil, poker-faced, human rights-denying tyrant in the purple tie thinking…

‘Do I get free prawn crackers and a fortune cookie with this order?’

Sometimes I giggle about the frothing lunatic who’s put me on ignore and now has to constantly log out to see what I’ve said. Beneath that counterfeit persona lurks the same pitifully desperate egomaniac.
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 20:43 - Sep 24 with 743 viewsBrianTablet

Xi Jinping, Guy Gur Ning & Don Xi Ting

"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot."
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 21:51 - Sep 24 with 676 viewsBlueBoots

"Mr Jinping...if you're going to stick your long thin cock in my ear, at least buy me dinner first"

Poll: My morning poo-poo took 3 flushes to clear. Who do I call?

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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 09:54 - Sep 25 with 475 viewsBluemike31

Trump demands the waiter balances his plate on his head before he demolishes a chinese.
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 15:22 - Sep 25 with 401 viewsaloanagain

and He thought that He had banned the press. Managed to make my way up.
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 19:28 - Sep 25 with 342 viewsZapatasMoustache

Sir, I believe your baton may be tickling my ear. it's not entirely unpleasant, it's just hard for me to concentrate.
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We haven't had a caption competition for a while. on 20:03 - Sep 25 with 321 viewsWicklowBlue

Ok ok which one of you jokers behind me pinched my arse!!!
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