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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:39 - Oct 7Nutkins_Return

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 20:49 - Oct 7 by WubbleU

My Ashton bingo card is all ticked off except 'providing the oxygen' I guess the altitude chamber has done for that one.


He clearly had a few key points he'd come up with to say and said them about 29 times:

"Best facilities in the region" - not sure that statement did the facilities enough justice to keep repeating
"Place of work not leisure"
"People not bricks and mortor"
"Access and ingress" - one of his favourite phrases
Etc

But when all is said and done, despite the cliche and the waffle what a fantastic facility and he serves our thanks.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:50 - Oct 7NthQldITFC

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:39 - Oct 7 by Nutkins_Return

He clearly had a few key points he'd come up with to say and said them about 29 times:

"Best facilities in the region" - not sure that statement did the facilities enough justice to keep repeating
"Place of work not leisure"
"People not bricks and mortor"
"Access and ingress" - one of his favourite phrases
Etc

But when all is said and done, despite the cliche and the waffle what a fantastic facility and he serves our thanks.


Yeah. I felt thoroughly let down by the whole you-know-who affair and it will all be a bit arm's length for me from here on in, but the bloke has overseen a rejuvenation of my football club, so he can have a reserved thumbs up from me.

Mind you, I am a bit pissed, and unlike many I get a bit more gentle when I'm pissed.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:51 - Oct 7WeWereZombies

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:39 - Oct 7 by Nutkins_Return

He clearly had a few key points he'd come up with to say and said them about 29 times:

"Best facilities in the region" - not sure that statement did the facilities enough justice to keep repeating
"Place of work not leisure"
"People not bricks and mortor"
"Access and ingress" - one of his favourite phrases
Etc

But when all is said and done, despite the cliche and the waffle what a fantastic facility and he serves our thanks.


Oh, I don't know, the chief executive of a football club who can work a mention of an eighteenth century French neoclassical painter into a tour of a training ground is on the way to redeeming themselves...

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 22:55 - Oct 7homer_123

So, a world leading future proofing state of the art flow facility.....is a touch screen TV in front of a urinal.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 23:57 - Oct 7Cheltenham_Blue

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 20:46 - Oct 7 by BrianTablet

I had to egress early in that amazing remake of The Office



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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:50 - Oct 7 by NthQldITFC

Yeah. I felt thoroughly let down by the whole you-know-who affair and it will all be a bit arm's length for me from here on in, but the bloke has overseen a rejuvenation of my football club, so he can have a reserved thumbs up from me.

Mind you, I am a bit pissed, and unlike many I get a bit more gentle when I'm pissed.


I'm happy we got a new facility.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 04:04 - Oct 8Benters

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 19:44 - Oct 7 by VanSaParody

Ashton IN!


Ashton In !

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 04:20 - Oct 8Benters

Ashton In!

What a beautiful building and facility 👍

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 08:42 - Oct 8Guthrum

A little thing which got mentioned, almost in passing. Ashton took advice from SBR on facilities when the latter was at Newcastle. There are certain strains and influences which run right through this football club.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 09:09 - Oct 8surreyblue

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 21:26 - Oct 7 by hoppy

I wonder what Sir Bobby would’ve made of it.


The Cobbolds would have used the cold plunge pool to store their champagne supplies.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 09:16 - Oct 8WolfieAtTheBack

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 23:57 - Oct 7 by Cheltenham_Blue



Mark Ashton, bloody good rep.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 09:32 - Oct 8AbujaBlue

This is fantastic, a real draw for players and staff alike. A good workplace that you're proud of can make all the difference. I also enjoyed playing Ashton bingo like one of the earlier posters highlighted. I'll be using "this is not a place for fun, this is a place of work"around me office in the future.

I was curious about which League One club with "spa facilities" Ashton was referring to. Leicester City perhaps? I was stunned to read they spent 100 mil on theirs.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 10:00 - Oct 8Guthrum

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 20:33 - Oct 7 by Pinewoodblue

Someone convince he doesn’t need a comforter in the shape of a coffee cup.


It might be conscious and have passed over to in-joke territory.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 10:09 - Oct 8NthQldITFC

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 10:00 - Oct 8 by Guthrum

It might be conscious and have passed over to in-joke territory.


I suspect that's the case.

Was disappointed he didn't follow up on the Oxygen Room set up too.

Slightly disappointed that he's using Mick Mills' pronunciation guide for Azor's surname.

Bloody good facility, well done all.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 12:02 - Oct 8HighgateBlue

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 19:00 - Oct 7 by WolfieAtTheBack

The media lad has been in the oxygen suite to get taller.

There is no official or published public record of Ipswich Town Chairman and CEO Mark Ashton's height, going forwards.


No, yes, exactly. The staff height data set is something that we at the football club extract from the urinal based information scanner, and we work very closely with weeFotainment statistix on that, but we do keep that confidential at the football club going forwards.

So 5 foot 5 then.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 13:24 - Oct 8PioneerBlue

I dont know what you are all on about. Hes a guy driving the club and its players to be the best versions of themselves every day. No reason to pick apart a leader following so much success and the physical representation of that in our did he say elite performance centre (a couple of times). And If you are not impressed with the cluub arriving at base camp with an altitude room as we prep for the higher reaches of global football via this steep ascent then there is no helping you. There is no ceiling on what this incredible football cluub can do, we are future proofing. I love those people providing the fuel for our players, great team effort 👏
[Post edited 8 Oct 18:05]

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 13:27 - Oct 8WolfieAtTheBack

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 12:02 - Oct 8 by HighgateBlue

No, yes, exactly. The staff height data set is something that we at the football club extract from the urinal based information scanner, and we work very closely with weeFotainment statistix on that, but we do keep that confidential at the football club going forwards.

So 5 foot 5 then.


That made me laugh. Going forwards, I am going to laugh more.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 13:32 - Oct 8tonybied

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 23:57 - Oct 7 by Cheltenham_Blue



That was a proper cringe line! My toes curled when he said that.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 13:38 - Oct 8Deano69

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 18:43 - Oct 7 by SitfcB

I want to use the urinals


A whole new angle on 'Taking the Pi55'

Must say, the whole place is spectacular.

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 14:47 - Oct 8Jammstar

I've spent absolutely ages trying to work out what the shirt is in the background at 16:30 in the video. No town player with a name like that ever having had the number 4 etc..

I think it must have been a parting gift for Chris Sousa, who spent 4 years at town.
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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 09:00 - Oct 9The_Flashing_Smile

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 13:32 - Oct 8 by tonybied

That was a proper cringe line! My toes curled when he said that.


I'm ashamed to admit I laughed!

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OMG! IT'S HERE! on 09:40 - Oct 9WeWereZombies

OMG! IT'S HERE! on 13:27 - Oct 8 by WolfieAtTheBack

That made me laugh. Going forwards, I am going to laugh more.


Dawdling towards hilarity ?

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