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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? 11:54 - Mar 31 with 580 viewsKievthegreat

Feels like a TWTD topic, so what would everyone be?

I'd probably be a mild cheddar, as I'm not that interesting, but I'm also definitely not mature!

PS. Came about as the Bell foundry workers in this video get into the important topic while working (watch the video because it's interesting if you get time, but the cheese keeps popping up during the whole thing)

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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 15:20 - Mar 31 with 519 viewshoppy

I'd probably be one that gets left on the cheeseboard, but instead of getting upset by that, I'd sit and just chat to myself... "Hello me."

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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 15:22 - Mar 31 with 506 viewsazuremerlangus

Immature cheddar.

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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 15:24 - Mar 31 with 486 viewsunbelievablue

Brie I think. Soft centre, acquired taste, a bit European.

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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 15:34 - Mar 31 with 466 viewsChurchman

Dairylea. Soft, tasteless, full of preservatives (I think), dull, boring, likes a sandwich, hated by many..
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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 15:43 - Mar 31 with 439 viewsKievthegreat

If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 15:20 - Mar 31 by hoppy

I'd probably be one that gets left on the cheeseboard, but instead of getting upset by that, I'd sit and just chat to myself... "Hello me."


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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:06 - Mar 31 with 402 viewsTheBlueGnu

Red Leicester

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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:07 - Mar 31 with 399 viewsTambu

Goats.

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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:17 - Mar 31 with 378 viewsJ2BLUE

Cheddar.

Traditional, solid, reliable, unimpressed with the woke nonsense of cheeses infused with fruit etc, unless it's Christmas time and you're hosting. Disliked by Herbivore, equally at home with a burger or jacket potato. Centrist of cheeses. Rolling eyes at the shouty vegan cheeses. Loves a crumpet. Considered uninspiring by some who claim they would only eat pule cheese made with milk from an endangered donkey fed only organic barley grown in the pristine mountains watered with the tears of angels.
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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:21 - Mar 31 with 361 viewsbluester

Époisses
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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:34 - Mar 31 with 337 viewsChurchman

If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:17 - Mar 31 by J2BLUE

Cheddar.

Traditional, solid, reliable, unimpressed with the woke nonsense of cheeses infused with fruit etc, unless it's Christmas time and you're hosting. Disliked by Herbivore, equally at home with a burger or jacket potato. Centrist of cheeses. Rolling eyes at the shouty vegan cheeses. Loves a crumpet. Considered uninspiring by some who claim they would only eat pule cheese made with milk from an endangered donkey fed only organic barley grown in the pristine mountains watered with the tears of angels.


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If you were a cheese, what cheese would you be? on 16:44 - Mar 31 with 316 viewsIndependentlyBlue

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