| There is a cat in my office 13:29 - Apr 8 with 2000 views | MJallday |
A random cat has turned up. meowed its way in to our building.
its currently sat behind me.
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:31 - Apr 8 with 1456 views | MJallday |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:32 - Apr 8 with 1442 views | NthQldITFC |
See if it can find out who's been nibbling at your bit of cheese? |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 with 1431 views | _CliveBaker_ |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:31 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
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That's either a bloody big cat or you're working off a very small desk.
Are you sure its not a Lion? |  | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 with 1426 views | MJallday |
and in case anyone thinks im making it up. i am not
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 with 1421 views | NthQldITFC |
If you need to move it, these are quite handy:
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:35 - Apr 8 with 1402 views | MJallday |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:32 - Apr 8 by NthQldITFC |
See if it can find out who's been nibbling at your bit of cheese? |
its made itself at home now on the sofa in the corner. | |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:42 - Apr 8 with 1350 views | NthQldITFC |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:35 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
its made itself at home now on the sofa in the corner. |
'Sofa'? I see no sofa on the room layout diagram?
I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on. | |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:42 - Apr 8 with 1344 views | J2BLUE |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
and in case anyone thinks im making it up. i am not
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You didn't mention any chairs...
This is impossible. |  | | |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:43 - Apr 8 with 1337 views | _CliveBaker_ |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:42 - Apr 8 by NthQldITFC |
'Sofa'? I see no sofa on the room layout diagram?
I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on. |
Fishy? That would explain the presence of said cat. | | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:43 - Apr 8 with 1334 views | bartyg |
Maybe it has important work to do? Have you considered that? |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:47 - Apr 8 with 1306 views | jasondozzell |
Can it do a job in midfield on Saturday? |  | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:48 - Apr 8 with 1298 views | Steve_M |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:33 - Apr 8 by _CliveBaker_ |
That's either a bloody big cat or you're working off a very small desk.
Are you sure its not a Lion? |
Is it near Dartmoor?
https://www.theguardian.com/li |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 with 1278 views | MJallday |
the cat is now upon my desk/person
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:54 - Apr 8 with 1260 views | Keno |
Today euphemism is brought to you by MJ |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 with 1255 views | DanTheMan |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
the cat is now upon my desk/person
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Congratulations, you now own a cat. |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 with 1252 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
the cat is now upon my desk/person
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Cat looks like it is about to start an Ashton thread on TWTD. |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 13:56 - Apr 8 with 1251 views | NthQldITFC |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:52 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
the cat is now upon my desk/person
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It seems to be a little light when it comes to front legs.
It's also completely missed that mouse right underneath it. | |
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| There is a cat in my office on 14:01 - Apr 8 with 1208 views | MJallday |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 by TRUE_BLUE123 |
Cat looks like it is about to start an Ashton thread on TWTD. |
HR are involved now
by that, i mean the HR ladies have come in to my office to visit and are stroking it.
tempted to use the following words out loud and be able to get away with it
"HR are stroking their pussy" | |
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| There is a cat in my office on 14:06 - Apr 8 with 1177 views | Basuco |
Don't stare at it, it is very rude to stare at a pussy in an office environment. |  | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 14:15 - Apr 8 with 1139 views | _CliveBaker_ |
| There is a cat in my office on 14:01 - Apr 8 by MJallday |
HR are involved now
by that, i mean the HR ladies have come in to my office to visit and are stroking it.
tempted to use the following words out loud and be able to get away with it
"HR are stroking their pussy" |
Weather is nice to be fair, but there's probably easier ways to get the afternoon off. | | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 14:24 - Apr 8 with 1112 views | BlueBoots |
Someone in the office with a birthday soon, and whoever was told to look after the kitty got the wrong idea? |  |
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| There is a cat in my office on 14:25 - Apr 8 with 1095 views | MJallday |
| There is a cat in my office on 14:24 - Apr 8 by BlueBoots |
Someone in the office with a birthday soon, and whoever was told to look after the kitty got the wrong idea? |
the finance department have removed the cat into their office, therefore making it a them problem. | |
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| There is a cat in my office on 15:16 - Apr 8 with 1006 views | eireblue |
If there had been a rat in your kitchen, I may have been able to suggest something.
Hmmm…or maybe…
The cats with finance, what am I gonna do |  | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 15:32 - Apr 8 with 964 views | Churchman |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 by DanTheMan |
Congratulations, you now own a cat. |
She looks great! I’m guessing because torties are usually female.
Where I worked the Downing Street cat Larry sometimes put in an appearance. Let’s face it compared to the idiots residing at number 10 they should have made him Prime Minister.
We had a cat in the Treasury for a while called Gladstone. He was lovely and a heck of a good mouser too (the building is infested with them). |  | | |
| There is a cat in my office on 16:53 - Apr 8 with 876 views | hoppy |
| There is a cat in my office on 13:55 - Apr 8 by DanTheMan |
Congratulations, you now own a cat. |
I think you'll find it's the other way round... the cat now owns him. |  |
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