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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough 17:48 - May 27 with 2894 viewsredrickstuhaart

Genuinely scared and struggling for a while.

Is there a more middle class way to go?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:01 - May 27 with 2126 viewsDJR

Did a bit of extra virgin olive oil do the trick?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:04 - May 27 with 2090 viewsNthQldITFC

I dunno. Are you currently glamping?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:05 - May 27 with 2084 viewsstickymockwell

Olive focaccia with sprigs of rosemary from a farmers market.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:07 - May 27 with 2070 viewsfactual_blue

Skull fracture from a falling jar of kimchi in Waitrose.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:07 - May 27 with 2070 viewsKeno

Only if you are in Waitrose buying essential Quinoa

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:08 - May 27 with 2071 viewsPerublue

Was it whilst erecting your toilet tent at a jimmy’s farm music festival with your friends Ollie and Sophia and Tarquin the babe ?

Hugs hun btw
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:11 - May 27 with 2051 viewsredrickstuhaart

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:04 - May 27 by NthQldITFC

I dunno. Are you currently glamping?


Nope. Was just stuffing my face in order to put off cleaning the kitchen because its too warm.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:12 - May 27 with 2042 viewsredrickstuhaart

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:01 - May 27 by DJR

Did a bit of extra virgin olive oil do the trick?
[Post edited 27 May 18:01]


In future I shall keep a drizzle of balsamic with the first aid kit for such emergencies.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:38 - May 27 with 1941 viewsDubtractor

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:05 - May 27 by stickymockwell

Olive focaccia with sprigs of rosemary from a farmers market.


Studded with maldon sea salt.

Did the choking incident also include smashed avocado?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:40 - May 27 with 1927 viewsNthQldITFC

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:11 - May 27 by redrickstuhaart

Nope. Was just stuffing my face in order to put off cleaning the kitchen because its too warm.


Ah!

I didn't know you could cool a kitchen down by cleaning it.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:49 - May 27 with 1908 viewsNedPlimpton

Falling into your own coffee bean grinder?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:01 - May 27 with 1880 viewsBlueBoots

Getting crushed to death by a collapsing stall of organic mushrooms at a farmers' market?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:27 - May 27 with 1807 viewsJ2BLUE

Being a middle aged woman who "Literally died when Sebastian informed me that Waitrose had run out of Perrier!"
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:29 - May 27 with 1806 viewsSenatorBlue

Instantly one of the best threads in a while. Middle class humour at its best.
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:34 - May 27 with 1785 viewsarmchaircritic59

Make a great tombstone epithet, " Death By Sourdough ". Not as good as Spike Milligan's though. In Gaelic as they refused to do it in English, " I told you I was ill " !
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:36 - May 27 with 1778 viewsDubtractor

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:29 - May 27 by SenatorBlue

Instantly one of the best threads in a while. Middle class humour at its best.


I think it's important to be able to mock yourself for being a middle class cliché at times

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:39 - May 27 with 1771 viewsIllinoisblue

Was it toasted and smeared with avocado? If not you might as well be working in a coal mine.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:46 - May 27 with 1749 viewsMeadowlark

Being run over by the au pair while she reversed the Land Rover because you'd got out to pick up the cockerdoodle pup from the resin gravel driveway?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:17 - May 27 with 1670 viewsstickymockwell

Food poisoning from a barely cooked scotch egg with chorizo and cumin seeds
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:18 - May 27 with 1665 viewsRyorry

Seriously - everyone should watch this for the future - if you're alone & choking later, you won't have time to look it up -



and

https://www.tenethealth.com/he

and you can also do something similar using the back of a hard chair -

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:20 - May 27 with 1646 viewsNedPlimpton

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:17 - May 27 by stickymockwell

Food poisoning from a barely cooked scotch egg with chorizo and cumin seeds
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That would have gone well with the shaksouka I just had
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 21:19 - May 27 with 1541 viewsNthQldITFC

A euphemistically middle class way to go might be whilst choking one's chicken?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 21:26 - May 27 with 1511 viewsDJR

A fatal allergic reaction when finding out the meal the neighbours cooked when they invited you round contained chicken from Asda.
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 09:44 - May 28 with 1241 viewsDJR

A tip for all you kefir drinkers.

Don't buy it in M&S or Waitrose, buy it in the chilled Polish section of Asda.

It's only £1.12 a litre, at least a third cheaper than in those stores, and it's very good to boot.

I stumbled across it in Eastbourne but I am not sure all Asdas have a dedicated chilled Polish section.
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 10:28 - May 28 with 1157 viewsNthQldITFC

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 09:44 - May 28 by DJR

A tip for all you kefir drinkers.

Don't buy it in M&S or Waitrose, buy it in the chilled Polish section of Asda.

It's only £1.12 a litre, at least a third cheaper than in those stores, and it's very good to boot.

I stumbled across it in Eastbourne but I am not sure all Asdas have a dedicated chilled Polish section.


Sorry, what is an ASDA?

Isn't that what those yobbos are issued with when they make a racket near the farmer's market?

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