| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. 09:09 - Jul 13 with 1797 views | MattinLondon |
As the self-appointed ‘Minister of Peace and Love’ of the board it concerns me that things have been a bit fractious lately.
Therefore, in the interest of Peace and Love I am prepared to offer myself as some sort of human shield.
If anyone wants an argument, bring it on and let’s be ‘avin ya’. If you start an argument with me, I’ll finish it.
Terms & Conditions.
*No other arguments are allowed.
*Nothing too personal.
*Leave this thread in a better mood.
Peace and Love. |  | | |  |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:26 - Jul 13 with 1352 views | Basuco |
Will it be a 5 minute argument or the full half hour? Also, does contradiction count as an argument? It is not in your T&C's. |  | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:29 - Jul 13 with 1343 views | IndependentlyBlue |
Shouldn’t this be referred to the Monopolies Commission?
And why is there only one Monopolies Commission? |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:59 - Jul 13 with 1304 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:26 - Jul 13 by Basuco |
Will it be a 5 minute argument or the full half hour? Also, does contradiction count as an argument? It is not in your T&C's. |
It’s for as long as anyone wants an argument - and contradiction counts regardless of what a bunch of Monty Python losers say. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:01 - Jul 13 with 1293 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:29 - Jul 13 by IndependentlyBlue |
Shouldn’t this be referred to the Monopolies Commission?
And why is there only one Monopolies Commission? |
There’s only one because no one can be bothered to start a Monopolies Commission 2.
If anyone wants to refer it to them, bring it on. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:04 - Jul 13 with 1253 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:01 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
There’s only one because no one can be bothered to start a Monopolies Commission 2.
If anyone wants to refer it to them, bring it on. |
What are you going to do if I refer it to the Monopolies Commission Commission? |  |
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:10 - Jul 13 with 1270 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:04 - Jul 13 by Cheltenham_Blue |
What are you going to do if I refer it to the Monopolies Commission Commission? |
I’ll resign my position and I’ll let the people decide. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:22 - Jul 13 with 1236 views | bsw72 |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:26 - Jul 13 by Basuco |
Will it be a 5 minute argument or the full half hour? Also, does contradiction count as an argument? It is not in your T&C's. |
Lol - that's a reference for the teenagers! |  | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:52 - Jul 13 with 1176 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:01 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
There’s only one because no one can be bothered to start a Monopolies Commission 2.
If anyone wants to refer it to them, bring it on. |
Monopolies Commission 2 - Meet Harder. |  |
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 11:05 - Jul 13 with 1149 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:52 - Jul 13 by You_Bloo_Right |
Monopolies Commission 2 - Meet Harder. |
They are still lightweights. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 12:17 - Jul 13 with 1079 views | VanSaParody |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 10:10 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
I’ll resign my position and I’ll let the people decide. |
General Election NOW! |  | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 13:40 - Jul 13 with 1032 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 12:17 - Jul 13 by VanSaParody |
General Election NOW! |
I expect to win 110% of the popular vote. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 13:53 - Jul 13 with 1002 views | WicklowBlue |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 13:40 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
I expect to win 110% of the popular vote. |
What about the unpopular vote? |  | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:13 - Jul 13 with 980 views | grow_our_own |
I read the OP, then left this thread without feeling in a materially better mood. Having returned, I'd like to start a complaint that you have breached your T&Cs. You sir, are a snake oil salesman. You've clearly failed to disclaim that stated "better mood" can only be had after engaging in multi-iteration series of retorts, where leavers to this thread feel listened to and validated. Failure to set expectations in this way calls into question your ability as an argument starter. [Post edited 13 Jul 14:23]
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:46 - Jul 13 with 937 views | MJallday |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 09:59 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
It’s for as long as anyone wants an argument - and contradiction counts regardless of what a bunch of Monty Python losers say. |
no it doesnt. |  |
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:51 - Jul 13 with 926 views | IndependentlyBlue |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:46 - Jul 13 by MJallday |
no it doesnt. |
He’s behind you! | |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:52 - Jul 13 with 920 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 13:53 - Jul 13 by WicklowBlue |
What about the unpopular vote? |
Their votes mean nothing to me….especially as they’ll be binned and not counted. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:58 - Jul 13 with 907 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:13 - Jul 13 by grow_our_own |
I read the OP, then left this thread without feeling in a materially better mood. Having returned, I'd like to start a complaint that you have breached your T&Cs. You sir, are a snake oil salesman. You've clearly failed to disclaim that stated "better mood" can only be had after engaging in multi-iteration series of retorts, where leavers to this thread feel listened to and validated. Failure to set expectations in this way calls into question your ability as an argument starter. [Post edited 13 Jul 14:23]
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They are my T&Cs and so I can interpret them as I please.
I am a snake oil salesman but in my defence it comes in four different but delicious flavours.
Raspberry
Mint
Orange
Gingerbread and chocolate.
If posters have unrealistic expectations then they are all idiots -to be clear, anyone who has read any of my posting history should not have any expectations at all. And if they did, then they deserve to be disappointed. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:58 - Jul 13 with 902 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:46 - Jul 13 by MJallday |
no it doesnt. |
Yes it does. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:59 - Jul 13 with 898 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:51 - Jul 13 by IndependentlyBlue |
He’s behind you! |
No he’s not - he’s in front of you. Put your glasses on. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 15:00 - Jul 13 with 893 views | J2BLUE |
Go on then. You...knob. Yea. Take that. |  | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 15:08 - Jul 13 with 883 views | grow_our_own |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:58 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
They are my T&Cs and so I can interpret them as I please.
I am a snake oil salesman but in my defence it comes in four different but delicious flavours.
Raspberry
Mint
Orange
Gingerbread and chocolate.
If posters have unrealistic expectations then they are all idiots -to be clear, anyone who has read any of my posting history should not have any expectations at all. And if they did, then they deserve to be disappointed. |
Where's vanilla!? You're not even an adequate snake oil salesman! How do I get a refund? | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 15:28 - Jul 13 with 859 views | MattinLondon |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 15:08 - Jul 13 by grow_our_own |
Where's vanilla!? You're not even an adequate snake oil salesman! How do I get a refund? |
Vanilla is boring and my snake oil is far too vibrant and cool to be drunk by such people.
No refunds, thanks for your custom. | | | |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 16:52 - Jul 13 with 807 views | grow_our_own |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 15:28 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
Vanilla is boring and my snake oil is far too vibrant and cool to be drunk by such people.
No refunds, thanks for your custom. |
"vibrant and cool" - clearly a purveyor of style over substance. Is negotiating in scope of the services provided here? My preferred argument style is, out of desperation and loneliness, reactionary and knee-jerk counterfactuals in order to attract attention. I will accept your novelty snake oil flavours if you promise to respond to all my baseless, ignorant points. Down-votes alone don't satisfy my craving to be noticed. [Post edited 13 Jul 17:08]
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 16:59 - Jul 13 with 798 views | IndependentlyBlue |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:59 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
No he’s not - he’s in front of you. Put your glasses on. |
Sorry, had them on back to front.
PS. Why don’t you sell snake oil flavoured snake oil? | |
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| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 17:18 - Jul 13 with 773 views | Ryorry |
| If anyone wants an argument, bring it on. on 14:58 - Jul 13 by MattinLondon |
They are my T&Cs and so I can interpret them as I please.
I am a snake oil salesman but in my defence it comes in four different but delicious flavours.
Raspberry
Mint
Orange
Gingerbread and chocolate.
If posters have unrealistic expectations then they are all idiots -to be clear, anyone who has read any of my posting history should not have any expectations at all. And if they did, then they deserve to be disappointed. |
You are T.rump and I claim my $5 (plus $22bn compensation for the trauma of meeting you). |  |
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