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I assume everyone got the government alert? 19:02 - Aug 14 with 6735 views

A bit worrying it's even necessary for them to ask people to... basically do the obvious, especially in the middle of a heat wave.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 with 3801 views

Lesta_Tractor

Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 with 3787 views

chicoazul

There is a risk of fire, wow I had no idea thanks

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:04 - Aug 14 with 3771 views

DanTheMan

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by chicoazul
There is a risk of fire, wow I had no idea thanks

You forget how many complete idiots there are.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:06 - Aug 14 with 3713 views

Dubtractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:04 - Aug 14 by DanTheMan
You forget how many complete idiots there are.

Exactly what I was going to say.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:07 - Aug 14 with 3689 views

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor
Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage

Barbecued?

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:07 - Aug 14 with 3689 views

Trequartista

Thought we'd signed Palacios - it would be that important a signing.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:07 - Aug 14 with 3680 views

chicoazul

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:04 - Aug 14 by DanTheMan
You forget how many complete idiots there are.

Fair point

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:08 - Aug 14 with 3666 views

BloomBlue

My brother lived near Dartford for years, nearly every other year they had a massive fire on the heath and the fire service always felt the fires were started by someone flicking a lighted cigarette out of a vehicle window - some cannot even understand the obvious things you shouldn't in hot summers

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:09 - Aug 14 with 3624 views

BrianTablet

And now everyone is going to do the obvious, turn off surprise alerts as they are incredibly dangerous while driving.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:12 - Aug 14 with 3558 views

GlasgowBlue

Didn't get one up here.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:13 - Aug 14 with 3543 views

RonFearonsHair

Phew. I was worried for a moment it was an alert to say Harry Clarke had left.

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:13 - Aug 14 with 3538 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Nope, flying under the radar!

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:16 - Aug 14 with 3498 views

urbanpenguin

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor
Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage

You eat early!

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:17 - Aug 14 with 3484 views

armchaircritic59

I did, though I obviously missed the alert that told us we would be getting an alert :)

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:19 - Aug 14 with 3457 views

SitfcB

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:17 - Aug 14 by armchaircritic59
I did, though I obviously missed the alert that told us we would be getting an alert :)

Andy sent it out without warning the sneaky little minx.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:22 - Aug 14 with 3417 views

Lesta_Tractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:16 - Aug 14 by urbanpenguin
You eat early!

Curse of having a toddler

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:23 - Aug 14 with 3401 views

NthQldITFC

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:22 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor
Curse of having a toddler

Yes, they're a lot to digest if you eat them after 6pm.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:24 - Aug 14 with 3395 views

Lesta_Tractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:23 - Aug 14 by NthQldITFC
Yes, they're a lot to digest if you eat them after 6pm.

Indeed, probably going to be messy tomorrow morning

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:25 - Aug 14 with 3385 views

bluelagos

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:13 - Aug 14 by BanksterDebtSlave
Nope, flying under the radar!

It was a teaser to see who has phone capable of down loading match tickets. Defo info.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:27 - Aug 14 with 3364 views

redrickstuhaart

Unfortunately people are stupid and arrogant.

That said.... they did an emergency alert?!!! Why FFS. Absolutely pathetic. Glad I turned mine off when they first brought it in.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:28 - Aug 14 with 3347 views

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:34 - Aug 14 with 3284 views

armchaircritic59

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:19 - Aug 14 by SitfcB
Andy sent it out without warning the sneaky little minx.

Well, at least he has an appropriate surname :)

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:35 - Aug 14 with 3272 views

King_of_Portman_Rd

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:03 - Aug 14 by Lesta_Tractor
Midway through dinner, nearly dropped my sausage

From a disposal barbecue in the local park?

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:37 - Aug 14 with 3244 views

Lesta_Tractor

I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:35 - Aug 14 by King_of_Portman_Rd
From a disposal barbecue in the local park?

Learned about "total fire ban" days living in Melbourne.

I've put the charcoal BBQ back in the garage and wheeled out the gas BBQ instead.

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I assume everyone got the government alert? on 19:41 - Aug 14 with 3183 views

John_Warks_Willy

To be fair. It certainly got my attention as pretty irritating, but therefore effective in me getting the message.

Made me think about bbqs though 🤤

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