| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: 20:26 - Nov 1 with 2782 views | NthQldITFC |
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I need to write a Christmas song for my friends in Norfolk, and I'm struggling to come up with anything creative. Can you help me fill in any gaps?
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:55 - Nov 1 | Keno |
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and a lack of major tro-phies [Post edited 1 Nov 2025 20:55]
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:59 - Nov 1 | Re_User |
Related, I remember there was a rewritten version of Band Aid’s Do they know it’s Christmas? in an issue of TWTD about 20 years ago, the most memorable line being ‘Here’s to us, 3 points for everyone, here’s to them, travelling to Gillingham’.
Considering things look like they are going the same way, it might be worth digging it out and updating it. |  | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:04 - Nov 1 | befxblue |
Feed the scummers,
Buy them some more tennis balls. | | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:05 - Nov 1 | IndependentlyBlue |
Two stands a-burning? |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 | Swansea_Blue |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:55 - Nov 1 by Keno |
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
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7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
and a lack of major tro-phies [Post edited 1 Nov 2025 21:48]
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:48 - Nov 1 | ArchiRob |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:05 - Nov 1 by IndependentlyBlue |
Two stands a-burning? |
Two left footed players, Alan Partridge in a poor tree |  |
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 23:30 - Nov 1 | Plums |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9 ...,
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7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
and a lack of major tro-phies [Post edited 1 Nov 2025 21:48]
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12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9's up for sale
8 webbed toes
7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 23:50 - Nov 1 | BlueandTruesince82 |
8 points in November. Classic Glenn Roeder quote |  |
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 00:08 - Nov 2 | joepublic |
Two sisters waiting |  |
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 00:25 - Nov 2 | Everydayblue |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:48 - Nov 1 by ArchiRob |
Two left footed players, Alan Partridge in a poor tree |
Uppie for the Partridge reference... | | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 06:01 - Nov 2 | LegendofthePhoenix |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:08 - Nov 1 by Swansea_Blue |
123 year worse season
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A 10 we sold to Ipswich
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 08:28 - Nov 2 | Juggsy |
7 inbred children |  | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:39 - Nov 2 | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 23:30 - Nov 1 by Plums |
12 months of misery
11 clockwork dummies
10 mill for Núñez
9's up for sale
8 webbed toes
7 drinks for Delia
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
4 burning stands
3 semi-finals
2 Gunns in goal
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I'm bumping this, because it could actually have the potential to become a proper derby day song to rival "Hark now hear...."
It needs work, but, boy, if it got sung on the terraces in full voice - I think it would be the ultimate derby song. [Post edited 2 Nov 2025 17:41]
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:54 - Nov 2 | Rozz |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:39 - Nov 2 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I'm bumping this, because it could actually have the potential to become a proper derby day song to rival "Hark now hear...."
It needs work, but, boy, if it got sung on the terraces in full voice - I think it would be the ultimate derby song. [Post edited 2 Nov 2025 17:41]
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Imagining our lot try to muddle through this made me chuckle. |  | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:31 - Nov 2 | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:54 - Nov 2 by Rozz |
Imagining our lot try to muddle through this made me chuckle. |
I guess the main obstacle is alcohol, rather than intelligence, but imagine if they actually nailed it? It could be the best derby chant in history!
If fans could actually learn it, it would be iconic! [Post edited 2 Nov 2025 19:32]
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:34 - Nov 2 | NthQldITFC |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:31 - Nov 2 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I guess the main obstacle is alcohol, rather than intelligence, but imagine if they actually nailed it? It could be the best derby chant in history!
If fans could actually learn it, it would be iconic! [Post edited 2 Nov 2025 19:32]
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With me, it's a bit of both. Well, quite a lot of both, if truth be told. | |
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 21:14 - Nov 2 | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 19:34 - Nov 2 by NthQldITFC |
With me, it's a bit of both. Well, quite a lot of both, if truth be told. |
Can you imagine, though? Norwich fans couldn't even come up with something this brilliant. It would be the last nail in the coffin of Norwich's attempts at trying to be Pride of Anglia....
Maybe I'm being melodramatic, but if that chant got traction on the terraces, it would be iconic. [Post edited 2 Nov 2025 21:15]
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 00:34 - Nov 3 | VanSaParody |
Who'll be bottom at Christmas?
Well, let's be 'avin' thee
Twelve Lords of Nelson
Eleven yellow bellies
Ten-nis ball protest
Nine Bernard Matthews
Hate the scum, stand up!
Delia follows buses
Six fingered knitwear
He's in your head
Your awful bird
Sister's scared
Two goalie Gunns
Alan Partridge into tier three [Post edited 3 Nov 2025 10:37]
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 09:24 - Nov 3 | MrBeckinsale |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 06:01 - Nov 2 by LegendofthePhoenix |
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2 wins in Europe | | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:28 - Nov 3 | Edmundo |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 20:55 - Nov 1 by Keno |
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123 year worse season
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10 managers since Lambert
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:45 - Nov 3 | MrPotatoHead |
Snow is falling, all around me
Ipswich playing, having fun
It's the season, another Town promotion
Merry Christmas, Norwich scum. |  | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 13:01 - Nov 3 | Everydayblue |
12 th... Man for Delia
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| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 15:09 - Nov 3 | flykickingbybgunn |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:28 - Nov 3 by Edmundo |
123 year worse season
11 clock work dummies
10 managers since Lambert
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7 home defeats
6 fingered knitwear,
5 ten-niiiis balls,
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Got to be
7 Home defeats |  | | |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 17:31 - Nov 3 | football |
| For a Norwich City Christmas, my true love gave to me: on 11:45 - Nov 3 by MrPotatoHead |
Snow is falling, all around me
Ipswich playing, having fun
It's the season, another Town promotion
Merry Christmas, Norwich scum. |
Barclay's falling, all around us
then the rest.... | | | |
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