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Farfetched Rumours XI 13:45 - Jun 3 with 2134 views

I haven’t kept track of this well enough, but some of the threads people put up are highly entertaining, and always make me think I should.

Feel free to fill in the gaps with ones you’ve seen!

Manager: Cesc Fabregas
GK: Aaron Ramsdale
RB: Seamus Coleman
CB: John Stones
CB: Max Kilman
LB: Solly March
CM: Mason Mount
CM: Harvey Elliott
RW: Jarrod Bowen
CAM: Phil Foden
LW: Raheem Sterling
ST: Jamie Vardy

SUB1: Adam Webster
SUB2: Wilfried Zaha
SUB3: Jermain Defoe off Soccer Aid
SUB4: Hayden Hackney

[Post edited 3 Jun 14:33]

Poll:

Who is England’s best left-back?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:49 - Jun 3 with 2071 views

TRUE_BLUE123

John Stones robbed.

Poll:

Will Paul Lambert be Ipswich Town manager on the final day of this season ?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:50 - Jun 3 with 2056 views

Vaughan8

Mason Mount must be on the bench!

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:50 - Jun 3 with 2052 views

Chris_ITFC

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:49 - Jun 3 by TRUE_BLUE123
John Stones robbed.

YES! I knew I’d forgotten someone from those early days.

Webster dropped like a… stones.

Poll:

Who is England’s best left-back?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:51 - Jun 3 with 2041 views

Chris_ITFC

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:50 - Jun 3 by Vaughan8
Mason Mount must be on the bench!

YES AGAIN! Also forgotten from the early days!

Poll:

Who is England’s best left-back?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:58 - Jun 3 with 1953 views

NedPlimpton

Jared Bowen!

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:59 - Jun 3 with 1932 views

hoppy

Where's the return of Cor Lems?

Poll:	Which Which nickname for ITFC do you prefer? poll do you prefer?
Blog:	Graphical Blog: I Feel the Need...

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:01 - Jun 3 with 1894 views

_CliveBaker_

You forgot Hoppy, was spotted having a trial at PR this morning apparently.

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:14 - Jun 3 with 1749 views

WeWereZombies

I understand that Pep no longer has a club to manage...

Poll:

To make him more acceptable what should Gary O'Neill change his middle name to ?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:34 - Jun 3 with 1652 views

Chris_ITFC

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:58 - Jun 3 by NedPlimpton
Jared Bowen!

YES! 60 minute subs looking much stronger this time round!

Poll:

Who is England’s best left-back?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:38 - Jun 3 with 1625 views

NedPlimpton

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:34 - Jun 3 by Chris_ITFC
YES! 60 minute subs looking much stronger this time round!

I believe James Trafford has also been mentioned without any hint of humour

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:39 - Jun 3 with 1614 views

TRUE_BLUE123

Farfetched Rumours XI on 13:50 - Jun 3 by Chris_ITFC
YES! I knew I’d forgotten someone from those early days. Webster dropped like a… stones.

Can we have Amorim as Assistant manager.

Poll:

Will Paul Lambert be Ipswich Town manager on the final day of this season ?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 14:49 - Jun 3 with 1574 views

catch74

I’ve seen a Garnacho one.

Poll:

Who are the Numbskulls?

Farfetched Rumours XI on 15:14 - Jun 3 with 1514 views

Steve_M

Shaka Hislop
Gerard Wiekins.

Poll:	When are the squad numbers out?
Blog:	Cycle of Hurt

Farfetched Rumours XI on 15:20 - Jun 3 with 1487 views

SitfcB

Gabriel Batistuta

Kieran Westwood

	COYB
Poll:	Should we block polls for one day?
Blog:	[Blog] One Year On

Farfetched Rumours XI on 17:19 - Jun 3 with 1259 views

wkj

Missing the most obvious one there.

ST: Harry Kane

Now I know what you're thinking. "He's getting on, he's at Bayern, he's chasing trophies." Exactly. That's why it makes perfect sense.

Every time Ipswich get promoted the footballing universe bends in strange and unnatural ways. Last time Football Manager got cancelled. This time Kane wins the Bundesliga, completes football, looks around and realises the one thing missing from his CV is a wet Tuesday night at Portman Road while some bloke in Row G shouts "GET STUCK IN 'ARRY" for ninety minutes.

And before you laugh, just remember nobody thought we'd be linked with Paul Taylor either. First it starts with a bloke on TWTD saying his cousin saw Harry Kane buying a sausage roll at the Copdock Interchange. Then someone spots a private jet over the Suffolk Show. Then somebody notices Kane once liked an Ipswich fan's Instagram post in 2018. Before you know it there's a 47-page thread analysing the angle of his driveway and whether it's secretly pointing towards East Anglia.

I've been watching football for 40 years. That's called evidence.