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Man banned from my local Waitrose 13:01 - Oct 4 with 2390 viewsKeno

No it isn’t me, neither was I old lady or the man in the helmet


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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 14:25 - Oct 4Oldsmoker

There were only 4 loose onions left - I looked for a paper bag. Found one and turned round and they'd gone. Scooped up by a woman (obvs not a lady) who was going to subject the till to a one-at-a-time weigh and price.
I felt terrorised by this incident. She was ahead of me at the till and the checkout girl was a bit 'why didn't you put these in a bag?'. I left the store and saw her talking to the chugger. I went to the car and realised she was parked close to me. As she returned her trolley I could have keyed her car but decided against it.
Am I a better person? - or a spineless coward for not sticking one to an onion thief.

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 14:51 - Oct 4Cafe_Newman

All racists are ignorant, but not all ignorant people are racists.

Mr Biggs' ignorance has been fed by decades of unremitting news reports and racist politicians spreading endless fear portraying anyone from Muslamistan and other countries in the Muslamic Empire as terrorists who hate the freedoms we enjoy in the West and are hell-bent on destroying it with their helmet-clad invasions of our provincial town supermarkets and imposition of Sharia Law into every aspect of our lives. We haven't been fighting the Global War on Terror for a quarter of a century for our grandkids to learn Islamish and other suicidal, burka-wearing Muslamic languages in our beautiful English kindergartens and crêches.

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 14:55 - Oct 4Guthrum

I thought the response from the Deputy Manager was very well worded.

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 14:56 - Oct 4DJR

I have it on good authority that the man in the helmet was planning to rob the sushi counter.
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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:11 - Oct 4stickymockwell

Man banned from my local Waitrose on 14:56 - Oct 4 by DJR

I have it on good authority that the man in the helmet was planning to rob the sushi counter.


Thank god for men like him. I bet he was going to blow up the cheese aisle.

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:13 - Oct 4Keno

Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:11 - Oct 4 by stickymockwell

Thank god for men like him. I bet he was going to blow up the cheese aisle.


I dropped a silent but deadly in the vegan food aisle there once

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:17 - Oct 4stickymockwell

"Oh glorious leader, am I to blow up parliament so I become a martyr?

"No"

"A tube station?"

No

"A concert?"

No

"FFS Where then?"

"Worthing Waitrose!"

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:59 - Oct 4eireblue

Surprised he got in there before Bobby Jenrick.
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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 16:09 - Oct 4Swansea_Blue


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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 16:46 - Oct 4Cheltenham_Blue

Love the fact he doubled down in his interview with the Argus when describing the helmet wearer.

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 18:13 - Oct 4Meadowlark

What I want to know is when did we stop using the word shop and start calling all these establishments stores?
I still say I'm going to the shop.
And at least nobody in this article was referred to as "colleague" rather than staff.
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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 14:51 - Oct 5hoppy

Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:13 - Oct 4 by Keno

I dropped a silent but deadly in the vegan food aisle there once


I'm sure you wouldn't have been the first, and won't have been the last, particularly in that aisle.

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:37 - Oct 5hoppy

Man banned from my local Waitrose on 18:13 - Oct 4 by Meadowlark

What I want to know is when did we stop using the word shop and start calling all these establishments stores?
I still say I'm going to the shop.
And at least nobody in this article was referred to as "colleague" rather than staff.


Technically, as it is Waitrose, aren't the people that work there actually co-owning partners in the business/colleagues, rather than just staff?

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 19:54 - Oct 5You_Bloo_Right

Man banned from my local Waitrose on 15:37 - Oct 5 by hoppy

Technically, as it is Waitrose, aren't the people that work there actually co-owning partners in the business/colleagues, rather than just staff?


"Comrades" surely? Although the company itself uses the term "Partners" I'm sure that's interchangeable

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Man banned from my local Waitrose on 22:09 - Oct 5syntaxerror

Same guy might have previous in another local store. Seems he might not approve of people wearing a hijab while working
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