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Presumably they will also be bringing back... 17:00 - Oct 26 with 1550 views

...spangles, Findus crispy pancakes, Tizer and white dog poo.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:03 - Oct 26

VanSaParody

Make Orwell Fiction Again

Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:06 - Oct 26

Dubtractor

They'll feel like fools when they realise that imperial measurements are still in common use across the UK.

Unless this is just performative nonsense to appeal to their ever dwindling support base, but Reform wouldn't do that, would they?

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:39 - Oct 26

EdwardStone

Excellent plan

Well done Reform, they have finally announced a policy we can all get behind.... let us embrace those wonderful measurements of Olde England

As we all know;

A Rod or Perch equals 16 and a half feet

A Furlong equals 40 Rods

A Chain is 1 10th of a Furlong

A Bushel is 4 Pecks

A Wey is 40 Bushels

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:43 - Oct 26

BlueBadger

Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:06 - Oct 26 by Dubtractor
They'll feel like fools when they realise that imperial measurements are still in common use across the UK. Unless this is just performative nonsense to appeal to their ever dwindling support base, but Reform wouldn't do that, would they?

Balls.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:46 - Oct 26

J2BLUE

Findus pancakes are still a thing. Why anyone would actually want one though is another issue.

Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 18:17 - Oct 26

Swansea_Blue

They’re such utter tools

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 18:22 - Oct 26

DanTheMan

"But, in 2023, they decided against the move after 98.7% of the 100,938 respondents to an official consultation said they were happy using metric units when buying or selling a product."

Will of the people or something.

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 20:50 - Oct 26

naa

To be honest, this looks like a Reform HQ meeting.

Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 21:19 - Oct 26

homer_123

If they bring back Topics and Brannigans Beef and Mustard Crisps...they'll have my vote!

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 07:37 - Oct 27

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Presumably they will also be bringing back... on 17:39 - Oct 26 by EdwardStone

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I'm feeling smug that I've still got my 1990s 'scientific' calculator which can do all of those conversions, and it runs on proper diesel batteries, none of this woke solar panel nonsense.

It can also spell 80085 and some other stuff I can't remember.