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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 215214 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:27 - Jul 22 with 4544 viewsBramidan

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:18 - Jul 21 by Hciwspi

Definitely. Massive club. Massive draught excluders.


Perhaps a role for Ashley Young, if he joins.
A little lie down for a rest.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:43 - Jul 22 with 4472 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:27 - Jul 22 by Bramidan

Perhaps a role for Ashley Young, if he joins.
A little lie down for a rest.


I doubt he has ever done that before. Is he looking for new responsibilities?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 19:11 - Aug 1 with 4333 viewsNthQldITFC

What, this draught excluder post?

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/a

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:07 - Aug 1 with 4295 viewsFrimleyBlue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 19:11 - Aug 1 by NthQldITFC

What, this draught excluder post?

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/a


Wonder if we can get to 2030 with this one still going.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:20 - Aug 1 with 4264 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:07 - Aug 1 by FrimleyBlue

Wonder if we can get to 2030 with this one still going.


Yeah! Nearly a year old now!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:38 - Aug 2 with 4182 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:20 - Aug 1 by Hciwspi

Yeah! Nearly a year old now!


Yeah.
What dope started it?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:46 - Aug 8 with 4049 viewsCafe_Newman

Our draught excluder is still with us and a new season of this thread starts today.

GTFI

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:27 - Aug 8 with 4002 viewsOldsmoker

Happy Birthday.
One year old today - doesn't time fly.
I remember when you were a little one pager.
Don't listen to those who say you were a mistake.
You were a happy accident.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:47 - Aug 8 with 3970 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:27 - Aug 8 by Oldsmoker

Happy Birthday.
One year old today - doesn't time fly.
I remember when you were a little one pager.
Don't listen to those who say you were a mistake.
You were a happy accident.


It’s a pride we can all share

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:55 - Aug 8 with 3959 viewsgreyhound

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:46 - Aug 8 by Cafe_Newman

Our draught excluder is still with us and a new season of this thread starts today.

GTFI


UP THE EXCLUDERS
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:04 - Aug 11 with 3789 viewsWeWereZombies

Just reading the thread about handballs and unnatural body position being copied by kids playing football in the playground. I'm wondering where all this miming is leading to.

And then I realised that the left back cover we desperately need should also be a devotee of Marcel Marceau, then they could trick the opposition free kick taker to just pass to a colleague as the presence of a brick wall is simulated by the flat hands unable to move forward as they meet the imaginary obstacle.
[Post edited 11 Aug 2025 11:07]

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:32 - Aug 11 with 3753 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:04 - Aug 11 by WeWereZombies

Just reading the thread about handballs and unnatural body position being copied by kids playing football in the playground. I'm wondering where all this miming is leading to.

And then I realised that the left back cover we desperately need should also be a devotee of Marcel Marceau, then they could trick the opposition free kick taker to just pass to a colleague as the presence of a brick wall is simulated by the flat hands unable to move forward as they meet the imaginary obstacle.
[Post edited 11 Aug 2025 11:07]


I think this has some merit.
In the same way that we have a set piece coach on the bench on matchdays, we could also have a mime coach.

"Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:49 - Aug 11 with 3727 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:32 - Aug 11 by Whos_blue

I think this has some merit.
In the same way that we have a set piece coach on the bench on matchdays, we could also have a mime coach.


Cue section of support criticising mine coach for stealing a living 'he's just going through the motions'.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:57 - Aug 11 with 3719 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:49 - Aug 11 by WeWereZombies

Cue section of support criticising mine coach for stealing a living 'he's just going through the motions'.




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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:33 - Aug 11 with 3689 viewsNthQldITFC

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:32 - Aug 11 by Whos_blue

I think this has some merit.
In the same way that we have a set piece coach on the bench on matchdays, we could also have a mime coach.


We could mime the bench too, which would make for some extraordinary quad and shin muscle development.

Come to think of it, we could also mime the coach and we'd have soon have the fittest squad in the world, although we might lose at Middlesbro.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:38 - Aug 16 with 3496 viewsNthQldITFC

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/6

This one? It's gotta be pushing it close.

Ooh! 666!
[Post edited 16 Aug 2025 13:39]

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:46 - Aug 16 with 3473 viewsTresBonne

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:38 - Aug 16 by NthQldITFC

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/6

This one? It's gotta be pushing it close.

Ooh! 666!
[Post edited 16 Aug 2025 13:39]


Really thought this was over. We are back.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:11 - Aug 17 with 3366 viewsBlacknGoldnBlue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:46 - Aug 16 by TresBonne

Really thought this was over. We are back.


Over 130000 views on this thread and multiple pages....there can't be many posts that have had more views or pages than this?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:27 - Aug 22 with 3143 viewsOldsmoker

Found on page 13.
Thought Gav and Phil were using the 'Revision of History'* as a smoke screen to get rid of you.

*aka Trump.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:16 - Aug 22 with 3046 viewsemergencylime

What if this is the thread that was slowing the server down, and in order to restore all pre-2023 posts, this one had to be sacrificed?
A dilemma for the ages

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:30 - Aug 23 with 2903 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:16 - Aug 22 by emergencylime

What if this is the thread that was slowing the server down, and in order to restore all pre-2023 posts, this one had to be sacrificed?
A dilemma for the ages



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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:07 - Aug 23 with 2868 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:16 - Aug 22 by emergencylime

What if this is the thread that was slowing the server down, and in order to restore all pre-2023 posts, this one had to be sacrificed?
A dilemma for the ages


If this thread dies, I die.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:25 - Aug 23 with 2835 viewsronnyd

Seem to remember that Fredrikstad had one (as well as parking the bus) on Thursday night.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:35 - Aug 23 with 2823 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 12:07 - Aug 23 by Swailsey

If this thread dies, I die.


This thread is the TWTD equivalent of the Tower of London ravens.

"Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see?"

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:01 - Aug 24 with 2744 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:35 - Aug 23 by Whos_blue

This thread is the TWTD equivalent of the Tower of London ravens.


Now that sounds like you crowing about starting it all...

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