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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 204348 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:48 - Sep 21 with 2771 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:21 - Sep 21 by Whos_blue

Just seen one for Newcastle against Bournmouth on MOTD.


Good spot!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:48 - Sep 21 with 2766 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:48 - Sep 21 by Hciwspi

Good spot!


Does anyone know when the first draught excluder occurred?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:49 - Sep 21 with 2764 viewsHciwspi

Anyone laying down in that pitch at Blackburn would have needed a snorkel!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:17 - Sep 22 with 2706 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:49 - Sep 21 by Hciwspi

Anyone laying down in that pitch at Blackburn would have needed a snorkel!


It was so wet it would've been a raft excluder.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:23 - Sep 22 with 2242 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:17 - Sep 22 by Whos_blue

It was so wet it would've been a raft excluder.


I'm just gonna run this up the mast, that would have been enough to see the free kick sail over the bar...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:24 - Sep 27 with 1651 viewsronnyd

Didn't do a very good job for Leeds this afternoon.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:12 - Sep 28 with 1616 viewsnorfsufblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:24 - Sep 27 by ronnyd

Didn't do a very good job for Leeds this afternoon.


Draughty!!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:26 - Sep 28 with 1610 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:12 - Sep 28 by norfsufblue

Draughty!!


Shocking wall behaviour, jumping up like that. Or, poor placement of the draught excluder.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:44 - Sep 28 with 1604 viewsHciwspi

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:26 - Sep 28 by Cafe_Newman

Shocking wall behaviour, jumping up like that. Or, poor placement of the draught excluder.


Could this be the beginning of a double draught excluder laying end to end?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:04 - Sep 28 with 1555 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:44 - Sep 28 by Hciwspi

Could this be the beginning of a double draught excluder laying end to end?


At first I read that as double agent draught excluder and it made me wonder if three Leeds players were looking for a move to Bournemouth. In other news, at least Chelsea used the draught excluder well yesterday because Neto helped prevent a Brighton free kick finding the net...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:38 - Sep 28 with 1532 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:10 - Sep 18 by WeWereZombies

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:16 - Sep 28 with 1490 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:38 - Sep 28 by Nthsuffolkblue

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Well yes, that would be shorter than hciwspI but you could include both words, but then how do you write an underscore backwards ?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:39 - Oct 10 with 1341 viewsITFC_Forever

Firstly, I know it’s been a busy week, but what the hell was this doing languishing on page 22? I thought better of all of you.

Anyway, a somewhat complex arrangement in the Norn Iron game. NI built a wall, complete with draught excluder, then Slovakia built an almost as bigger wall in front.

The Slovakian free-kick taker then promptly duffed it straight into the wall built by his own teammates.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:09 - Oct 10 with 1314 viewsSwansea_Blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:44 - Sep 28 by Hciwspi

Could this be the beginning of a double draught excluder laying end to end?


I don’t know why all 11 players don’t just fill the goal. It’d look weird, but it’s going to be effective at blocking any shots, if hopeless for winning back possession.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:30 - Oct 10 with 1293 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:39 - Oct 10 by ITFC_Forever

Firstly, I know it’s been a busy week, but what the hell was this doing languishing on page 22? I thought better of all of you.

Anyway, a somewhat complex arrangement in the Norn Iron game. NI built a wall, complete with draught excluder, then Slovakia built an almost as bigger wall in front.

The Slovakian free-kick taker then promptly duffed it straight into the wall built by his own teammates.
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Did they all jump?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:32 - Oct 10 with 1289 viewsMatt_Netherlands

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:31 - Oct 11 with 1207 viewsNthQldITFC

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:19 - Aug 29 by Hciwspi

So, with all the new signings having arrived who do we think will take up the role of team draught excluder? Will it still be Davis? This is the burning issue!!
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:48 - Oct 11 with 1195 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:32 - Oct 10 by Matt_Netherlands

According to Chat GPT, then the 177k views of this thread are likely to have generated Phil in the region of £500 in advertising revenue. Just think how many packs of hob nobs that equates to….


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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 08:29 - Oct 11 with 1154 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:30 - Oct 10 by BanksterDebtSlave

Did they all jump?


Not much, pretty much stood their ground and the free kick bounced off someone. I think Conor Bradley was the draught excluder, he seemed to be up for doing everything else on the pitch - the Northern Irish Azor Matusiwa.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 13:51 - Oct 18 with 1013 viewsnorth_stand77

Just seen Forest take a Leif out of Davis's book - it didnt work and Chelsea scored.
Doesn't look like Forest are pulling up any Trees and are going to Fall to another defeat.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 09:50 - Oct 26 with 908 viewsWeWereZombies

Watched 'Match Of Milk Tray' last night and have to wonder if, at £65 million plus £6 million add ons, Bryan Mbueno is the most expensive draught excluder yet. And he didn't work.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:35 - Oct 26 with 882 viewsWhos_blue

Evan Fabio has joined in with the draught excluder club now!

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:41 - Oct 26 with 877 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:35 - Oct 26 by Whos_blue

Evan Fabio has joined in with the draught excluder club now!

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If he doesn't keep those arms down, he's just a liability.


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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:00 - Oct 26 with 815 viewsMeadowlark

I see Everton just deployed a DE in their match with Spurs. Idiotic behaviour and a waste of a defender. Has a draught excluder ever prevented a goal, or even ever been struck by the ball?
No, didn't think so.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 19:01 - Oct 26 with 788 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:00 - Oct 26 by Meadowlark

I see Everton just deployed a DE in their match with Spurs. Idiotic behaviour and a waste of a defender. Has a draught excluder ever prevented a goal, or even ever been struck by the ball?
No, didn't think so.


Well you'd have to be pretty stupid to hit one wouldn't you. It's the mutually assured destruction equivalent in the football world.

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